i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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