your thong is hanging out like whoa
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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