it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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