Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
