it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Are these your boobs on my camera?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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