Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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