i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have already put on my inside pants.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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