i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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