I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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