We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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