dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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