i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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