Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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