Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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