you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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