we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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