It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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