She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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