What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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