i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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