Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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