party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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