Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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