Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Everything about him screamed your future.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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