I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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