Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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