Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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