I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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