No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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