Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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