Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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