just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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