Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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