I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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