At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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