Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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