if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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