is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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