so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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