belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize
