Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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