she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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