dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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