capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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