My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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