Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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