I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The adults are the big ones right?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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