white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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