Whod you bang
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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