I cannot find my penis.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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