Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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