I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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